Rajang shall be the Krampus of the Monster Hunter world, punishing naughty children with Dragonwood branches! Tell your children to behave unless THEY WANT A VISIT FROM THE KRAMPUS RAJANG!!
((Krampus is a demon-looking creature from Germanic folklore that accompanies St. Nicholas. While St. Nick gives good children presents, Krampus whips children with birch branches and carries them in a basket on his back, usually to Hell. First time I heard about it was on Venture Bros, lol.))
YIAN GARUGA! The most feared Bird Wyvern! Rajang never go extinct as long as he keep moving and beating up any hunters foolish enough to fight him! Rajang does use tools with his hands, not just boulders and giant bones lying around area. RAJANG EVEN PLAY GUITAR!! (not very good, but STILL AWESOME!). YOU CAN BE LEAD SINGER IN THE BAND! ARUUU!
Yes, Rajang love thunder storms, he like to go where they are to ABSORB SOME THUNDER POWER TO KEEP HIS HAIR PRETTY AND SPARKLY! Some humans even say thunderstorms go wherever Rajang goes, and that is a bit true since where there are thunderstorms, THERE ARE DELICIOUS THUNDER HORSES!
Rajang does have some hobbies, like rocking out and sometimes going to visit some monsters on Rajang’s do-not-attack list. He also like to work out inside his cave and play Jenga (even if he always break the table)!
Dude what the f**k ?! I thought we were all in this together! (The beating up of Hunters that is)
Bahaharuu!! Relax tasty-looking water wyvern, Ragang only joking. Besides, RAJANG BEATS UP EVERYTHING!!! Hunters, other monsters, inanimate objects… IF IT GET IN WAY, RAJANG WILL PUNCH IT URUUU!
ask-a-huntress asked: Cha-Cha: Cha-haaa! Look over here child of destruction! The dance of humanization and womanization! Shakalaaaa!
Stand aside, Shaka-kid. LET RAJANG SHOW YOU HOW TO BOOGIE DOWN!
Don’t worry if there’s no pretty pictures in the blog yet, blog owner taking a break. HE BETTER HURRY WITH HIS BREAK BEFORE RAJANG FIND SOMETHING TO BREAK ON HIM!!
((Mod: work has been killer recently, and I’m kinda going through a minor art block.))
Anonymous asked: *the great jaggi snorts* I take back what I said *hic*
BAHAHAAA! That’s what Rajang like to hear, Jaggi-saurus. Now where is the Silver Rathalos? Rajang feel like eating wyvern wings tonight!!
Anonymous asked: Great jaggi: *hic* hey, rajang....*was clearly drunk* i wanna quf, quooof, qu-quit monster hunter. Im sick of *hic* being pushed around by rathalos. *grumbles* hey, you are awsome *hic* wanna help me put the hurt on *hic* a certain silver jerk
BAHAHA! Silver Rathalos is weak to Rajang’s thunder. As long as you TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT MESSING UP RAJANG, HE MIGHT THINK ABOUT IT, RAPTOR BOY!!!
ask-mr-black asked: Hey Rajang, I am pretty sure I have defeated one of your relatives before. Do you know them?
Hm? Well, Rajang don’t know… we Rajang like to stay far away from each other, and Rajang doesn’t even know if he have any close family.
shitty-pone-draws asked: Do you ever use the spirit bomb like in frontier?
No, not yet. Rajang has not yet reached Super Saiyan 3, AKA the Red Rajang. That guy does the cool pose and everything! Rajang would like to be that powerful one day.
"Yeah, Kushala can be sort of a prick at times" Agreed Shiro. "Well, its not so much hunters giving me a problem as much as another monster…Shagaru Magara. Perhaps you’ve heard of his warmongering?"
"Bah, Magara is just another dragon that think it’s hot stuff because he was recently discovered…" The Rajang slammed his fist into the fresh snow, causing some of the soft white frost to leap into the air a bit. "So what is this Shagaru Magara doing that is upsetting White Fatalis?"
Available on other color t-shirt and hoodies.
Top T-Shirt looks okay but OH MY LOOK AT THAT COOL RAJANG SHIRT!
((Mod: Dude, I really want that shirt…))
sna-kun asked: Rajang, you were off-limits for an entire generation of hunters. We weren't allowed to even go look for you. How do you feel about the Hunters' guild labelling you like that?
Rajang finds it flattering, because THEY KEPT RAJANG OFF THE LIST TO NOT SCARE AWAY THE NEWBIE HUNTERS!! URUUHUHU!! Either that, or Yukimo/Moga is too far away from where Rajang live, and Guild decide to pinch pennies and not travel all the way to other side of the world to fight Rajang.
Rajang still think that it’s because Guild was too afraid to go after Rajang again after all the hunters he ended up killing/crippling from Pokke village.
((Mod: Or maybe, the Rajang was almost going extinct from over-hunting and the Guild decided to give them time to repopulate))
Anonymous asked: Holy cow Rajang, you look even more awesome in the new game.
Rajang is not holy cow! Just because he have horns and look a bit like a minotaur…but THANK YOU URUU!